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There's Also Been Talk Of Fritz Mondale Running With Lee Iacocca.
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There's also been talk of Fritz Mondale running with Lee Iacocca. Hmmmmm.
Ethnically, can Democrats geP`eway with two candidates whose last names end in
vowels?
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Maybe Fritz Mondale, under increasing pressure to pick a woman running mate, could satisfy everyone by naming Lee Hart.
For as much labor support as Fritz Mondale has, it has been odd to see thousands of Democrats in San Francisco off work all week.
The big question facing Democrats now is whether Gerry Ferraro's coattails are long enough to carry Fritz Mondale into office with her.
Gary Hart won 28 primaries or caucuses, compared with 24 for Fritz Mondale, it turned out.
It reinforces our belief that the Democrats should nominate Uncommitted....
Maybe Fritz Mondale could choose Jimmy Carter as a running mate.
Or has he given up the idea of revenge?...
The presidential campaign has been draining. In fact, it will come as no surprise to learn that Fritz Mondale is looking for a walking mate.
Tip O'Neill says Fritz Mondale's running mate will be either Gary Hart or a woman.
That narrows it down to just over half the population....
How can Geraldine Ferraro help balance the ticket? Why, we bet Fritz Mondale outweighs her by 80 pounds.
If Fritz Mondale wants a real running mate, our suggestion, from what we saw on TV recently, would be Larry Bird or Cedric Maxwell of the Boston Celtics.