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  A: It's called "The Ignited Negroes College Fund....
• A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it.
  That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit....
• 25 Snappy Comebacks to the age old question "Why aren't you married yet?
  1. You haven't asked yet. 2. I was hoping to do something meaningful with my life....
• Comebacks To "Why Aren't You Married Yet?" ** You haven't asked yet.
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• How long do you suppose it will be before the Miss America pageant asks Bob Guccione to be a judge?
• I don't look at those kind of pictures," Mr. Reagan says of the 8ptnthouse" Miss America issue.
  Apparently he doesn't consider this a privates sector intiative....
• THE STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS....THAT PRESIDENT CLINTON SHOULD HAVE GIVEN "Members of Congress.
  ..People of America....I banged her. I banged her like a cheap gong....
• Subject: something to show for it Last night David Lettermen mentioned that Gennifer Flowers is going to do a "spread" in the December Penthouse magazine.
  He remarked that it will be good, for once, to see something that a Presidential candidate has done....
• All this controversy about Miss America posing nude is too bad, but we're at least glad it wasn't Bert Parks.