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• How about that footage on the news yesterday of our new Commander-in- Chief on the deck of the aircraft carrier (Teddy Roosevelt?
  ).. After throwing one of his snappy salutes (he's *almost* got that down), I half expected him to give the order, "Let's turn this thang around....
• Mr. Reagan says he can't understand why interest rates are so high.
  Well, an old editor of ours always said that when we couldn't understand something we should look for the part money plays in it....
• Apparently Mr. Reagan figures if he can't get the Lord back in classrooms he'll at least get a teacher up there closer to Him.
• Please Mr. Custard, I don' wanna gel ...
• I have no plans for a tax increase," Mr. Reagan says.
  Like some other things will it happen without planning?...
• Mr. Mondale says he'd raise taxes if elected and says Mr.
  Reagan will too. If he's going to base this campaign on truth and candor he's got even less chance than we thought....
• Everyone wondered how Reagan picked Bush for VP in the first place.
  Well, this is the story: Reagan knew he had to make a choice...
• This president has never seen an arms control agreement he likes," Gerry Ferraro says.
  Is that what Mr. Reagan means by his "safety nyet?...