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• Mr. Mondale calls Mr. Reagan's statement that he has no plans for a tax increase a "fish story.
  It looks as if this campaign will be no different from most others: carp, carp, carp....
• Have a nice day!" "No thanks, I have other plans.
• 30 Ways to Cope With Stress 1. Jam miniature marshmallows up your nose and sneeze them out.
  See how many you can do at a time. 2. Use your Mastercard to pay your Visa and vice-versa....
• How about that footage on the news yesterday of our new Commander-in- Chief on the deck of the aircraft carrier (Teddy Roosevelt?
  ).. After throwing one of his snappy salutes (he's *almost* got that down), I half expected him to give the order, "Let's turn this thang around....
• She said "Have a nice day", but I had other plans.....
• W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l
  < -if you have to ask get out of the way- Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the window, and smash your face into the front fender?...
• I have a � YEN � for things like tha
• Bush:like Reagan without the acting ability!
• Everyone wondered how Reagan picked Bush for VP in the first place.
  Well, this is the story: Reagan knew he had to make a choice...