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• Have a nice day!" "No thanks, I have other plans.
• I have no plans for a tax increase," Mr. Reagan says.
  Like some other things will it happen without planning?...
• Santa Sued For Checking List Twice... AUSTIN, TX (Dec.
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• Have a Nice Day !
• Have a nice day, elsewhere.
• The first engineer calls out to the other, "Hey--Nice bike!
  Where did you get it?" "Well," replies the other, "I was walking to class the other day when this pretty, young coed rides up on this bike....
• Have a nice day. Maybe, just maybe, I've had 192 nice days in a row, and I'm ready, by God, for a CRAPPY day!
• I had a strange experience last week. I was in a bar, there were these two good looking women in the corner, so I said "Hey bartender I want to by those two women a drink".
  The bartender gagged and said "NO NO they are lesbians, you don't want to have anything to do with them"....
• My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby.
  Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments....