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There Were Lots Of "Kemp '88" Signs In The GOP Convention Hall.
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There were lots of "Kemp '88" signs in the GOP convention hall. At least
we've got four years of warning.
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Ronald Reagan actually seems to be getting younger," Rep.
Jack Kemp told the GOP convention. Further evidence of what lots of sleep will do for you....
Lots of women were in the GOP convention spotlight.
They were the ones wearing name tags that said, "Hi! My name isn't Gerry Ferraro....
Four more years," GOP delegates shouted while Gerald Ford was speaking to the convention, but he had the good sense to stop talking after just a few weeks.
Fifty million Americans said no to Walter Mondale four years ago," Senator Baker told the GOP convention.
That's just political hype. It was only 49,618,685....
The final GOP convention nominating vote was closer than we expected
2,233 for Ronald Reagan, 0 for Harold Stassen....
Mr. Ford spoke to the convention but not Mr. Nixon.
In his honor, couldn't the GOP at least have arranged for 18-and-a-half minutes of silence?...
As we read the GOP delegates, there were conservatives, conserveratives and conservistatives.
Mr. Reagan got lots of applause at the convention for the economic recovery.
His economists, meanwhile, will continue trying to figure out what he did right....
Security for the GOP convention was reported to be tight.
That's awful. We hope they sobered up before anything serious happened....