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As We Read The GOP Delegates, There Were Conservatives, Conserveratives And Conservistatives.
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As we read the GOP delegates, there were conservatives, conserveratives and
conservistatives.
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52,700, compared with $20,000 for the average U.S....
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From what we could tell, the delegates kissed Fritz Mondale and hoped he'd change into a decent frog disguise.
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