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• The Mondale campaign says tax changes proposed in the GOP platform would nearly double the federal deficit.
  See? It's not true that nobody read the darn thing....
• How about that footage on the news yesterday of our new Commander-in- Chief on the deck of the aircraft carrier (Teddy Roosevelt?
  ).. After throwing one of his snappy salutes (he's *almost* got that down), I half expected him to give the order, "Let's turn this thang around....
• There were lots of "Kemp '88" signs in the GOP convention hall.
  At least we've got four years of warning....
• Four more years," GOP delegates shouted while Gerald Ford was speaking to the convention, but he had the good sense to stop talking after just a few weeks.
• Jeane Kirkpatrick, who spoke to the GOP meeting, is a Democrat.
  Mr. Reagan used to be one, too. And, though there was no evidence of it at the convention, Mr....
• Santa Sued For Checking List Twice... AUSTIN, TX (Dec.
  23) - Attorneys for filed suit in federal court today, seeking to prevent Santa Claus from making his list and then checking it twice....
• The final GOP convention nominating vote was closer than we expected
  2,233 for Ronald Reagan, 0 for Harold Stassen....
• Who said the GOP convention had no surprises? When Roger Staubach introduced Nancy Reagan he didn't ask her how she spells relief.
• If Mr. Mondale wants a woman veep who's well known and who has been close to the center of power he might ask Nancy Reagan.