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• Extremism in anything is. Just extremism.
• Republicans are finding it a delicate job to run against Gerry Ferraro.
  It's hard for them to know whether to be on the offense, defense or simply the fence....
• Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.
  -"Vice President" Dan Quayle...
• Republicans understand the importance of the bondage between parent and child.
  (Dan Quayle, U.S. vice-president)...
• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.
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• April 1, 1988: The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered by physicists at Turgid University.
  The element, tentatively named Administratium (Ad), has no protons or electrons, which means that its atomic number is 0....
• From bobc@killer.DALLAS.TX.US Thu Feb 2 18:30:05 1989 Flag
  000000000000 From: bobc@killer.DALLAS.TX.US (Bob Calbridge) Subjec...
• SCIENTIST DISCOVERS NEW ELEMENT - ADMINISTRATIUM The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered by University physicists.
  The element, tentatively named Administratium (AD), has no protons or electrons, which means that its atomic number is 0....