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• American history is about doors being opened," says Gerry Ferraro.
  And sometimes about finding skeletons in the closets behind them....
• The big question facing Democrats now is whether Gerry Ferraro's coattails are long enough to carry Fritz Mondale into office with her.
• Gerry Ferraro is proving a more exciting campaigner than Fritz Mondale.
  To have avoided that, Mr. Mondale would have had to run with, uh, Mr. Mondale....
• The best defense against logic is stupidity.
• Our second idea for a new company would rid your back yard of especially nasty kids.
  Its name? Grossbusters. Imagine how Gerry Ferraro's mother feels....
• Humorous Helpful Hints: ** Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.
  ** Use a meat baster to "squeeze" your pancake batter onto the hot griddle and you'll get perfectly shaped pancakes every time....
• M.A.D.D is the acronym for Mathematicians Against Drunk Deriving .
  ... A Native American woman is sitting on a moose hide....
• Gerry Ferraro says she wants to debate George Bush.
  It'll give both a chance to get an edge in wordwise....
• Gerry Ferraro says she and Fritz Mondale will prove the experts wrong. Not much of a challenge.