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Our Guess Is That Geraldine Ferraro Will Survive Politically As Long As Bob Guccione Of "Penthouse" Magazine Doesn't Get Involved.
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Our guess is that Geraldine Ferraro will survive politically as long as Bob
Guccione of "Penthouse" magazine doesn't get involved.
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How long do you suppose it will be before the Miss America pageant asks Bob Guccione to be a judge?
I wonder if BOB GUCCIONE has these problems..?
The current best bet for a woman veep is Rep. Geraldine Ferraro of Queens.
Luckily for her she's not from Kings....
How can Geraldine Ferraro help balance the ticket? Why, we bet Fritz Mondale outweighs her by 80 pounds.
Geraldine Ferraro's husband no doubt now is preparing for the inevitable questions about his favorite recipes.
You'd think the least "Penthouse" magazine could do is donate profits from its September issue to the Miss America scholarship fund.
One reason Geraldine Ferraro got in trouble is hat on a disclosure form she apparently checked the wrong box.
Which reminds us: Wasn't there once an Olympic fighter disqualified because he boxed the wrong Czech?...
Subject: something to show for it Last night David Lettermen mentioned that Gennifer Flowers is going to do a "spread" in the December Penthouse magazine.
He remarked that it will be good, for once, to see something that a Presidential candidate has done....
Another way to slash the federal deficit would be to fix the{_ calendar so the year has two April 15s in it.
Rep. Geraldine Ferraro says she'll allow herself to be nominated as a Democratic vice presidential candidate....