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Police aren't sure why there's been a big increase in car theft in our city.
Well, for one thing, it's harder to fence a bus....
The Vietnam Memorial has become the second most popular tourist attraction in Washington.
Behind what? The national debt?...
Interest on the debt is the fastest-growing federal budget item, it's reported.
And we've even noticed a growth in interest IN that debt....
If the military were in as bad shape as some folks say, wouldn't the Army by now have declared tankruptcy?
Gerry Ferraro is attacking Mr. Reagan on the war-and-peace issue.
Isn't it risky to argue with a guy who can order your campaign headquarters bazookaed?...
Penthouse" plans to publish a new set of nude pictures of Vanessa Williams in January.
Sounds like a double exposure....
Rumors say Konstantin Chernenko is ill. For his sake, let's hope it's nothing fatal like a common cold.
It was obvious that Mr. Reagan and Mr. Bush used the same writer for their acceptance speeches.
The first 150 or so words of each talk were the same...
Mr. Reagan listed few goals for the future in his GOP convention speech.
Maybe the good news is he doesn't have many. ---- Call The Works BBS - 1600+ Textfiles!...

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