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No matter who wins the other division it would be hard to argue against giving Detroit a bye to the World Series.
Most congressional incumbents will win re-election, experts say.
It'll save having to learn to dislike someone new....
This president has never seen an arms control agreement he likes," Gerry Ferraro says.
Is that what Mr. Reagan means by his "safety nyet?...
We'll believe the Ferraro-Mondale ticket is really confident about winning the election when we hear it has hired a band for the inaugural ball.
Mr. Mondale says any new taxes in his administration will go toward reducing the budget deficit.
Good idea. Borrow from Peter to pay Peter....
Mr. Mondale and Mr. Reagan have agreed to at least one debate.
So far, however, there's no word on whether any voters have agreed to listen....
Democrats want to raise national voter turnout from the 85 million of 1980 to more than 100 million this year.
Isn't it un-American to attack apathy?...
It seemed odd to read that this is only the 50th presidential campaign in U.
S. history. It seems as if we've lived through 150 since the '40s....
Still, you've got to feel good about a country in which the official starts of its presidential campaign and its Christmas shopping season coincide.
Call me an optimist," says Mr. Reagan. Won't that risk losing him votes in Rotary and Kiwanis?

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