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• Classified Ad Mistakes The following are actual excerpts from classified sections of city newspapers.
  Illiterate? Write today for free help. Auto Repair Service....
• As the following classified classics will demonstrate, there are often more laughs on the advertising and classified pages than you can find in the cartoons and comic strip
  -Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered....
• As the following classified classics will demonstrate, there are often more laughs on the advertising and classified pages than you can find in the cartoons and comic strip
  -Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered....
• YOU MIGHT BE AN ENGINEER IF... A team of you and your co-workers have set out to modify the antenna on the radio in your work area for better reception All your sentences begin with "what if" At Christma
  it goes without saying that you will be the one to find the burnt-out bulb in the string Buying flowers for your girlfriend or spending the money to upgrade your RAM is a moral dilemma Dilbert is your hero Everyone else on the Alaskan cruise is on deck peering at the scenery, and you are still on a personal tour of the engine room In college you thought Spring Break was a metal fatigue failure On vacation, you are reading a computer manual and turning the pages faster than someone else who is reading a John Grisham novel People groan at the party when you pick out the music The blinking 12...
• I've GOT one! I have a SPECIAL PURPOSE!!
• Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.
• There once was a man who had a very well developed liking for beans (green beans, wax beans, kidney beans, limas - it didn't matter which, he liked them all).
  He would go out of his way to get a good bowl of beans....
• Hello, this is . I'm home right now, and in a few moments, I'll have a decision to make.
  BEEEP!...
• Something To Look Forward To: January 4, 2000 Dear Valued Employee
  Re: Vacation Pay Our records indicate that you have not used any vacation time over the past 100 year(s)....