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• Classified Ad Mistakes The following are actual excerpts from classified sections of city newspapers.
  Illiterate? Write today for free help. Auto Repair Service....
• As the following classified classics will demonstrate, there are often more laughs on the advertising and classified pages than you can find in the cartoons and comic strip
  -Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered....
• As the following classified classics will demonstrate, there are often more laughs on the advertising and classified pages than you can find in the cartoons and comic strip
  -Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered....
• We apologize for the inconvenience...
• The British coal strike now is more than six months old.
  But so far as we know supplies haven't gotten so low that they're down to the monotuminous variety....
• Size and color will vary....
• WOW! Look at the *size* of that.....briefcase.
• Newer in not BETTER just bigger in size!!!!
• One size fits all is a lie.