After having been commissioned by God to take a survey of how man was
doing on Earth, St. Peter now stood before his boss ready to present
his findings.
"Tell me, St. Peter, what have you found out?" God asked.
"I'm very sorry to have to tell you this, but the people are behaving
in a sinful manner. There's drugs, alcohol, murders, you name it - a
regular Sodom and Gomorrah. But the worst is this new obsession with
oral sex. According to my survey, 88% of the population is doing it.
Even four out of five dentists recommend it. I'm afraid that it has
reached epidemic proportions.
"Hmm," God said thoughtfully. "Do you have any recommendations as to
what should be done to put and end to this sexual perversion?"
"I think that we should send a message to everyone on Earth who engages
in oral sex. The contents of that message should tell them exactly what
will happen to them on judgement day if they do not stop this type of
activity, " replied St. Peter.
"That is an effective solution," God stated, "but I think that instead
of punishing those who practice oral sex, we should reward those who
refrain from it. Let's send a letter that's personally signed by me to
each one these good people.
And do you know what that letter said? NO? You mean you didn't get
one either?
