History Has The Relation To Truth That Theology Has To Religion - I.

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History has the relation to truth that theology has to
religion - i.e. none to speak of.
-- Lazarus Long

"If God wanted us to have a president, He would have sent us a candidate."
-- Jerry Dreshfield

"What the hell are you getting so upset about? I thought that you
didn't believe in God?"

"I don't," she sobbed, bursting into tears, "but the God I don't
believe in is a good God, a just God, a merciful God. He's not the
mean and stupid God you make him out to be."
-- Joseph Heller

"A Mormon is a man that has the bad taste and the religion to do what a
good many other people are restrained from doing by conscientious
scruples and the police."
-- Mr. Dooley

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