In A Monistary In Wyoming, Everyday Before Breakfst The Superior Would Chant "Good Morning, Good Morning" And The Brothers Would All Chant Back "Good Morning, Good Morning.

The Abbot of the Monastery was very strict in his routine.
Each morning, he'd come out of his cell, go into the main room where all the monks were sitting, and chant "Good Morning....
Mikhail Gorbachev woke up one morning feeling great.
He walked to his window, saw the sun coming up and crowed, "Good morning, sun!...
Good morning! Is an opinion, not a greeting.
Mikhail Gorbachev woke up one morning feeling great.
He walked to his window, saw the sun coming up and crowed, &quo...
The dean of Engineering had once walked into a class, and said "Good Morning.
The whole class chorused "Good Morning". "Hi, you are freshmen aren't you?...
A woman from the south was attending a social gathering up north and tried striking up a conversation .
.. "Where're you all from?" she asked to a group of ladies....
A young priest gets up in the morning and goes to breakfast.
On his way there two nuns look at him and he says, "Good morning sisters" and they reply in a sing song manner, "You got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning....
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