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• Mottos To Live By If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
  A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking....
• Words of Wisdom: ** The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
  ** A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking....
• Words of Wisdom... A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
  Eagles may soar, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines....
• One Liners If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
  A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer....
• Borrow from Peter to Pay Paul. Paul will love you foreve
• Wadda ya expect from a nice Jewish boy?
• When you pass the buck, don't expect to get change back!
• This country is great. It's the only place where you can borrow money for a downpayment, get a 1st and 2nd mortgage and call yourself a homeowner.
• How many Reaganists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Ten. One to deny that the bulb is burned out, one to clarify the denial "The bulb is really just dim", one to blame the bulb burning out on the Carter-Mondale administration, one to blame the bulb burning out on the Congress, one to ask for a constitutional amendment that will prohibit bulbs burning out, one to replace the bulb with a kerosene lamp, one to borrow money from the Japanese to pay for the kerosene, one former Reaganist to lobby his old colleagues for a special favor for the kerosene importer, one to cash the check for investing in the kerosene importer, one to send the bill to the next generation....