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How Dogs And Women Are Alike..... Neither Believe That Silence Is Golden.
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How Dogs and Women are alike.....
Neither believe that silence is golden.
Neither can balance a checkbook.
Both put too much value on kissing.
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dogs vs. women HOW DOGS AND WOMEN ARE ALIKE Both look stupid in hats.
Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting....
Rules That Guys Wished Women Knew 1. If you think your fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us. 2. Learn to work the toilet seat; if it's up, put it down 3....
Rules that guys wished girls knew ** If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us. ** Learn to work the toilet seat. When the lid is up, put it down....
If men were to rewrite the rules: Rule # 1: Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
All comments become null and void after seven days....
You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
.... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker....
Aphorisms: ***** Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.
Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either....
I'm not schizophrenic, and neither am I.
I'm neither for, nor against, apathy.
Neither a borrower nor lender be * Hamle