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• There are three kinds of sex in a marriage. The first is Kitchen Sex.
  This is at the beginning of the marriage; you'll have sex anywhere, anytime....
• There are three kinds of sex in a marriage. First is Kitchen Sex.
  This is at the beginning of the marriage, you'll have sex anywhere, anytime....
• Husband Quotes: I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
  I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her....
• Man and wife make one fool. A fate worse than death
  o be married alive. Don't marry for money. You can always borrow it cheaper....
• A FEW THOUGHTS ON MARRIAGE A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
  A successful woman is one who can find such a man....
• At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on thewrong finger?
  The other replied, "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man....
• There was this eighty-year-old man who was seeing the doctor for a checkup.
  The doctor asked why he needed the checkup. The man was getting married next month to a girl 60 years his junior....
• A LIGHTER LOOK AT MARRIAGE Getting married is very much like going to a continental restaurant with friends.
  You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that....
• MARRIAGE HUMOR MARRIAGE HUMOR by Jack Henshall -------------------------------------------- Some old.
  ..some new How do most men define marriage? A very expensive way to get your laundry done free....