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What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes? You don't, you've told her twice already!
What's the difference between Margaret Thatcher and Edwina Currie?
One screwd the miners, the other screwed Majo...
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease? A: Her IQ goes up.
Jesus saves, he shoots, HE SCORES!!
Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.
I'm late for work because the train driver had an out of body experience and didn't come back for a day and a half.
I like Kids. But I don't think I could eat a whole one.
How many men do you need for a mafia funeral? Only one. To slam the car boot shut.
What do you call a Lada/Skoda at the top of a hill? A miracle.
Whats the definitoin of suspicion? A nun doing pressups in a cucumber field.

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