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What do you call a handcuffed man? - Trustworthy.
What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing pla
Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run like hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth....
Why don't men often show their true feelings? - Because they don't have any. 1
What's the difference between a man and E.T.? - E.T. phoned home.
What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men Know About Women.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering
How Dogs and Women are alike..... Neither believe that silence is golden.
Neither can balance a checkbook. Both put too much value on kissing....
Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.

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