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• Howcan you tell the bride and groom at a Polish wedding?
  He's the one with the clean bowling shirt - she's the one with the hair under her arms braided!...
• The hillbilly wedding ceremony had just concluded. The groom thrust his hand into the pocket of his tattered overalls and asked the preacher what he owed him.
  In these here parts, we don't charge for no hitchin', but you kin pay accordin' to your bride's beauty," the preacher beamed....
• Kids Say the Darndest Things (Young Wisdom - Out of the Mouths of Babes) A three-year-old went with his dad to see a litter of kittens.
  On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother there were two boy kittens and two girl kittens....
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• It was the wedding night for a young couple and the groom wanted everything to be just perfect.
  He arranged to stay in the Honeymoon Suite of a plush hotel, and he and his new bride eagerly jumped into the heart-shaped bed to make love for the first time (at least for him)....
• REDNECK ETIQUETTE - Redneck Driving Etiquette - Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles, even if the gun is loaded and the deer is in sight.
  When approaching a four-way stop, the vehicle with the largest tires always has the right of way....
• Note - The key to a good relationship is the key. Give me back the key.
• Just before the big wedding day a groom's friends decided to throw him a stag party.
  After many drinks, a naked girl jumped out of the big cake and started dancing with the groom....
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