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• 58 There was a young lady of Lee Who scrambled up into a tree, When she got there Her arsehole was bare, And so was her K U N T.
• Well, excu-u-u-u-se me.
• I heard a story about a student who walked into the wrong classroom during finals week.
  Since the classes are so large it wasn't obvious at first that anything was wrong....
• The Pope is working on a crossword puzzle one Sunday afternoon.
  He stops for a moment or two, scratches his forehead, then asks the Cardinal, "Can you think of a four-letter word for 'woman' that ends in 'u-n-t?...
• _ /| \`o.O' Thpfft ÷(___)÷ U
• Bill the Cat _ __/| \'o.O' =(___)= U ; ' ' '
• Nope.....u still ugly!
• APPLICAZIONNE TO JOINA DE MAFFIA ------------- -- ----- -- ------ Whazza u name _________________________ U-Hage_______________ Whazza u howsa nummer ________________ U-Streeta____________ Whazza-U-Bag?
  Hitta Man_____ Lona-Arranger_____ Prostitutta?___ Izza U Girl or Boy?...