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• There was a country doctor who was the only doctor for miles around.
  He wanted to go on a fishing trip so he called the vet and asked him to look after things while he was gone....
• Why did the Greek boy leave home? Because he wanted to go roman.
  .. -or- Why did the Greek boy leave home? Because he didn't like the way his father reared him....
• What follows is a "quiz" a student of mine once showed me (which she'd gotten from a previous teacher, etc.
  ..) It's multiple choice, and if you sort this letter (with upper and lower case disjoint, ie on an ASCII machine) questions and answers will come out next to each other....
• What follows is a "quiz" a student of mine once showed me (which she'd gotten from a previous teacher, etc.
  ..). It's multiple choice, and if you sort the letters (with upper and lower case disjoint) questions and answers will come out next to each other....
• Why did the jelly role? Because it saw the apple turn over.
• There was this little kid in grade 2 whose name was Johnny.
  He went to school with grade 2's. (!) Anyway, every Monday, after school the teacher would ask the student's in Johnny's class some trivia questio...
• Q. Why did the Pilgrim eat a candle? A. He wanted a light snack!
• WHY DO POLISH PEOPLE ONLY GO TO MOVIES IN GROUPS OF 17 OR MORE?
  BECAUSE THE SIGN OUTSIDE STATES " UNDER SEVENTEEN NOT ADMITED!...
• Proof By Intimidation ----- -- ------------ A Horse has an infinite number of legs.
  A horse has two legs in back and forelegs in front....