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Nothing? Soz, I guess UR just not SEXY But hey, i Didnt force it ugly, so get lost!
On the cellphone pad of life, always keep one finger on the disconnect key.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
Please, Lord, let me prove that winning the lottery won't spoil me.
Pleas turn your mobile phone upside down now!!! Hurry ---- 370HSSV 0773H
Press down..More...Ok more...WOW yes ahh ohh yes...
.almost there....oh god harder..faster..FEELS GOOD...oh goddd!...That's how I sex on text!...
Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time - I think I've forgotten this before.
Roses are red, Pickles are green, I like ur legs and all that's between!
Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
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