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What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'
What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?
Ok u 2, don't start anything....
Whats the best thing about babies? MAKING EM!
What u call dog with no legs? Don't matter wot u call him, he ain't gonna come.
When an apple is green, it's ready to pluck, When a girl is sixteen she's ready to .
.WOOPS...wrong number.......
Why'd they call it PMS? Cos Mad cow disease was already taken!
Y did the jelly baby go 2 school? Cuz he wanted to be a smarty.
Yes, this is my pickup. No, I will not help you move.
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