SMS Jokes One Liner

SMS Jokes One Liner

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Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open.
The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children.
There are no personal problems which cannot be solved through suitable application of high explosives.
The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures.
This is your CellPhone Operator. We just found out you're too dumb to use your phone, so please put it on ground and start jumping on it.
Thank you...
Ths msg cn only b read by a SEXY perso
U good at math? Well, add a bed, subtract ur cloths, divide ur legs and we can multiply!
U got Sex Appeal...U got Class...U got Moves...U got da Face, da Body.
...shit...I got wrong number...SORRY :)...
We will now upgrade your brain, please wait...searching.
..searching...still searching...sorry NO BRAIN found...

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