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• The Poles have a saying about how communist governments rewrite history
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  They begin by visiting some of the patients. The first patient they visit is a young woman....
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  Thus, one woman might be known as Squaw of Buffalo Hide, while another might be known as Squaw of Deer Hide....
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  Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments....