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• Q: Why can't Jesus eat M & M's? A: Because they fall through the holes in his hands.
  Q: Why didn't Jesus get into MIT? A: Because he got nailed on his boards....
• Q: Why did God make man first? A: Because he didn't want to be told how to do it.
• Fiddle: Friction of a horse's tail on a cat's entrails.