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  At an evening reception which he attended with his fifth wife shortly after their wedding, he presented the lady to a friend who said politely, "Congratulations, Herr d'Albe...
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• An astronomer on an extended lecture tour became weary of delivering the same lecture night after night.
  He confided this state of mind to his chauffeur as they were driving to their next destination....
• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!
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• 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS (CAJUN STYLE) Day 1: Dear Boudreaux, Thanks for de bird in de Pear tree.
  I fix it las' night with dirty rice. I doan tink de pear tree will grow in deswamp, so I swap it for a Satsuma....
• A black guy and a gorilla go into a bar together. He says to the bartender, "I'd like a beer, and a gin and tonic for my girlfriend here.
  The bartender says, "Oh come on, pal, we don't serve no gorillas in here....
• An American is visiting in France for several weeks.
  As his stay nears an end, he is sitting around with three of his new-found French friends, just generally shooting the breeze....
• An American is visiting in France for several weeks.
  As his stay nears an end, he is sitting around with three of his new-found French friends, just generally shooting the breeze....
• The Wizard of Zone Once upon a time in Depression-era Kansas there was a little black boy named Zachary X (pronounced "ex" not "ten") who lived on a farm.
  He was an orphan, a cheap device to garner your sympathy....