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  "We ate some fruit, Lord," Adam said reverently....
• God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested
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  Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?...
• CHILDREN SPEAK TO GOD Dear GOD, In school they told us what You do.
  Who does it when You are on vacation? * Jane Dear GOD, Are you really invisible or is that just a trick?...