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• Q: Did you hear that Ronald McDonald was arrested? A
  He tried to stick his big mac in Wendy's hot and juicy....
• Great A Hot & Juicy Story Well, I was loafin' around the salad bar at the burger stand one chili day on Coney Island, when I Frito-Lay'd my eyes on the sweetest little tomato I'd ever seen.
  Let's just say I could tell she wasn't gonna be ice-cold or taste like some of those cheaper spreads I'd eaten....
• Signs You're at a Bad McDonald's 10. Your "Quarter Pounder" has a long, thin tail.
  9. The kid serving you has grill marks on his forehead....
• Parking in the driveway after their first date, Steve leaned over and gave Wendy a wet, passionate kiss.
  When she responded warmly, he unzipped his fly and pulled her hand to his wang....
• Confucius say: Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.
  If a train-station is where a train stops what happens at a workstation?...
• Sir, I admit your general rule, That every poet is a fool.
  But you yourself may serve to show it, Every fool is not a poet....
• 100. Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?
  A: Butter is difficult to spread. 101. Q...
• A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday.
  He spends $5,000 and feels really great about the result....
• You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
  .... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker....