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John: "Wow! Great Scooter, Where'd You Get The Motor?
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John: "Wow! Great scooter, where'd you get the motor?"
Bob: "My dad's iron lung."
John: "What did he say about that?"
Bob: "'AARRGGHHH!'"
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