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• A college student picked up his date at her parents home.
  He'd scraped together every cent he had to take her to a fancy restaurant....
• One woman says to another: "I can't understand why you haven't gone to see that new gynecologist yet!
  I mean he's so young and handsome! And your gynecologist is so old!...
• Buttons we would like to wear: Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
  Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen. Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?...
• Two brunettes and a blonde are in the hospital awaiting the arrival of their first children.
  The 1st brunette says, "I just know I'm going to have a girl, 'cuz I conceived while I was on my back"....
• A woman from the south was attending a social gathering up north and tried striking up a conversation .
  .. "Where're you all from?" she asked to a group of ladies....
• What did the banana say to the vibrator? What are you shaking for?
  I'm the one she's going to *EAT*!...
• A beautiful young brunette was about to undergo a minor operation.
  She had been prepared and wheeled along to the operation chamber's door where the nurse had left her to check if the operation staff were ready....
• The young woman settled down on the table and th doctor gynecologist asked, "What exactly happened?
  Well she replied that " My boyfriend had his glasses down there and he got so wild that they fell in!...