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  ( 1.) a chain saw has a dynamic range. ( 2.) you can turn a chain saw off....
• The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
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• A property manager dies and soon finds himself standing in front of St.
  Peter. St. Peter tells him "You have a choice of going to heaven or to hell and I suggest you check them both out before deciding....
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• 100 Ways to Confuse Your Roommate 1. Insist that you are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat.
  Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the bed holding your stomach everytime your roommate walks in....
• A Frenchman, an Englishman, a Texan, and a Mexican are flying in a plane.
  The pilot explains to her passengers that the plane is too heavy and in order to avoid an ugly crash, some weight needs to be removed from the plane....
• How about that footage on the news yesterday of our new Commander-in- Chief on the deck of the aircraft carrier (Teddy Roosevelt?
  ).. After throwing one of his snappy salutes (he's *almost* got that down), I half expected him to give the order, "Let's turn this thang around....
• Three stupid guys just died and are at the pearly gates of heaven.
  St. Peter tells them that they can enter the gates if they can answer one simple question....