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• A priest, a minister and a rabbi all died at the same time and met at the Pearly Gates.
  St. Peter stood before the locked gates and looked upon them sternly....
• There was this salesman who died. At the pearly gates St Peter said that he could chose whether he wanted to go to heaven or hell.
  First, St Peter showed him heaven. There were people dressed in white flying through the clouds, singing and playing harps....
• Three nuns (a good nun a pretty good nun, and a bad nun) die and are standing in front of the gates of heaven and there they meet St.
  Peter. St. Peter looks at the first one and says, "You have been a good nun all your life but there are rules, and to pass into heaven you must be able to answer my question....
• By coincidence three construction contractors all died on the same day.
  One was a Black fellow. One was an Irishman. One of the men was Jewish....
• Larry Lobster and Sam Clam where best friends. They did everything together.
  The only difference between them is that Larry was the nicest Lobster ever and Sam, well lets just say he was not so good....
• Harold suspected his wife of playing around on the side, so one day he took the afternoon off and comes home extra early.
  He entered his apartment, which was on the 3rd floor, and started looking around....
• After having been commissioned by God to take a survey of how man was doing on Earth, St.
  Peter now stood before his boss ready to present his findings....
• Then there was the hopeless case that Sherlock Holmes solved through the use of brilliant deduction.
  ... Watson asks, " Tell me dear Sherlock, what school did you last attend?...
• A man dies and approaches the pearly gates where he encounters St.
  Peter. "Ah", says St. Peter, "we've been expecting you....