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  It was nearly 4 p.m. and getting a jury would take time, so the judge called a recess and went out in the hall looking to impanel anyone available for jury duty....
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  looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....
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  The bartender says, "Oh come on, pal, we don't serve no gorillas in here....
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