108 There's An Unbroken Babe From Toronto, Exceedingly Hard To Get Onto, But When You Get There, And Have Parted The Hair, You Can Fuck Her As Much As You Want To.

108 There's An Unbroken Babe From Toronto, Exceedingly Hard To Get Onto, But When You Get There, And Have Parted The Hair, You Can Fuck Her As Much As You Want To.

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108 There's an unbroken babe from Toronto,
Exceedingly hard to get onto,
But when you get there,
And have parted the hair,
You can fuck her as much as you want to.

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