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Real Programmers Don't Change Light Bulbs.
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Real programmers don't change light bulbs.
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Real programmers aren't.
LIGHT BULB JOKES Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
Q: How many missionaries does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 101. One to change it and 100 to convince everyone else to change light bulbs too....
Q: How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One, but it takes at least three light bulbs....
Q:" How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" One - but it takes at least three light bulbs....
Q:" How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" The Bible doesn't mention light bulbs....
Q: How many Ayatollahs does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" None, there were no light bulbs in the thirteenth century....
Q:" How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" One - if it knows its own Goedel number....