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• This one reminded me of a joke some of the guys on our floor pulled on another guy while he was in the shower.
  While he was in the shower, they took all his clothes and even his towel and hung them outside in the hall (over water pipes in the ceiling - we were in the basement)....
• Save the snails!
• I have lived in several different houses with a bunch of guys.
  Needless to say things got pretty rowdy sometimes and many were victims of some pretty funny jokes....
• How To Shower - Like a Woman: 1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
  2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see your husband along the way, cover up any exposed flesh and rush to the bathroom....
• A man was trapped on a deserted island that was sinking into the sea.
  As the water lapped around his feet, a motor boat suddenly approached the island....
• Why did the computer scientist die in the shower? Because he read the instructions on the shampoo bottle, "Lather, rinse, repeat.
  Why did the calculus student have so much trouble making Kool-Aid?...
• Save the Humans. Nahh! Forget the Humans! Save the Earth.