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• As the following classified classics will demonstrate, there are often more laughs on the advertising and classified pages than you can find in the cartoons and comic strip
  -Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered....
• As the following classified classics will demonstrate, there are often more laughs on the advertising and classified pages than you can find in the cartoons and comic strip
  -Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered....
• Did you hear about the big drug bust at the airport the other day?
  Yeah, they lifted up this ladies skirt and found 50 pounds of crack....
• We're off to see the Wizard...
• Gee, you don't sweat much for a fat chick. You look more beautiful than Nurse Chapel Miss, If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
  I think we must make love on the front lawn like crazed weasels NOW!...
• The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind.
  They can be seen in the church basement Saturday....
• A Scary Ride A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport.
  After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking....
• Two little old ladies were walking through the park one Sunday afternoon.
  The band was playing a catchy sounding tune, and one of the old ladies said, "I wonder what the name of that tune is"....