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SMOKE? Not me! I just get hot under the collar.
Related:
A: Is it hot in here, or is it just you? B: It's me, but you'll feel the cold as I walk away.
A blind man and his dog go into the supermarket and then the blind man takes his dog by the collar and starts to swing him around over his head, knocking things off the shelves.
The manager comes up to the blind man and asks "excuse me sir, can I help you?...
I smell smoke...
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Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, and I keep losing my temper with people.
Doctor: Tell me about your problem. Patient: I JUST DID, DIDN'T I, YOU STUPID BASTARD!...