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Stop Reading Me. I Don't Really Exist!
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Stop reading me. I don't really exist!
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End of Message - Stop reading.
I write therefore I exi
Stop me before I post again!
Somebody stop me before I post agai
Knock knock Who's there? Don Juan Don Juan who? I Don Juan to set the world on fire!
Jerk! Now get this. I was sitting at my desk, when I remembered a phone call I had to make.
I found the number and dialed it. A man answered nicely saying, "Hello?...
Please Mr. Custard, I don' wanna gel ...
Now that you know the ways to properly post on USENET, let's try an example
In article <1452@sab.ck>, Bill Netter writes: > Dear Sally, I object to your use of the word "dear"....
A man said to the Universe: "Sir, I exist!" "However," replied the Universe, "the fact has not created in me a sense of obligation.
-- Stephen Crane...