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• You can stop reading now, I've finished my message
• Why are you reading this? Message is above.
• Please wash your monitor after reading this message.
• After reading this message... hit Ctrl, Alt, Del.
• Stop reading me. I don't really exist!
• Stop picking your nose and go to the next message
• News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv.
  .. another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message...
• Use a pretty much regular message but end it with "And, remember, this machine cannot hurt you--over the phone.
• After having been commissioned by God to take a survey of how man was doing on Earth, St.
  Peter now stood before his boss ready to present his findings....