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• This reminds me of a story that a former roommate related to me.
  In college he and a group of friends got revenge on complete strangers....
• THE SUBJECT WAS CAMELS (Ships of the desert) A traveling salesman had a route that took him half way round a large desert.
  He would stop at each small town on the deserts edge deliver supplies from his last visit and get new orders for the next trip out....
• A man was very shy, and couldn't speak to more than two people at a time without getting nervous.
  His boss and wife both suggested that he take an Andrew Carnegie course....
• 160 There was a young fellow from Florida Who liked a friend's wife, so he borrowed her.
  When they got into bed He cried, "God strike me dead!...
• A girl goes to her doctor and says "Doctor Doctor, I have a Y on my beast" and the doctor says "well how did it get there" and she says "I was doing my boyfriend and he was wearing a his College T-Shi
  Yale", so the doctor says ok take this medicine you'll be fine, so the next day she goes back to the doctor and says "I have a BC on my breast" and the doctor asks how she got it there, and she says "I was being done by my other boyfiend and he's from Boston College" so he tells her to take the medicine, and the next day she is back and she tells the Doc she has a W on her breasts and her doctor said "let me guess, you have a boyfriend from Winscinson University" and she says "no I was with my girlfriend last night and she from Michigan University!...
• Ma fren, you got to read dis joke in yor best Cajun accent, so you sound jus like Justin Wilson when he tell it.
  If you do, it'll be wundermus, I garontee. Der were dese two Cajun buddies at dis bar, and dey wuz gettin drunk, I mean!...
• There is a married couple with two children. To avoid corrupting the children's minds, the couple uses the word "laundry" to represent sex.
  One night, the man rolls over to the wife and says "Honey, would you like to do laundry tonight?...
• Prior to the World Championships in Rome, Ben Johnson was asked whether he would prefer a gold medal or a world record.
  He said that he would prefer a gold medal because "no one can ever take it away from me....
• At The Superbowl Bob received a free ticket to the Superbowl from his company.
  Unfortunately, when Bob arrived at the stadium he realizes the seat is in the last row in the corner of the stadium -- he is closer to the Goodyear Blimp than the field....