Related:

• Thank God for TV Dinners...
• Overheard: "I'm an athiest, thank God!
• Scrute the inscrutable and eff the ineffable!
• God's last name is not damn.
• Thank you for making the last moments of my life socially awkward.
• One day God came down from heaven and came to the Pope.
  God looked at the Pope and said, "Do not be afraid, this is just a little survey I take of all the Popes....
• Contrary to popular opinion, God's last name isn't Dam
• Cleveland still lives. God MUST be dead. God gave us relative
  hank goodness we can chose our friends. Q: Why don't Baptists do it standing up?...
• At the Republican convention, some radicals presented themselves as an "organization," "Draft Dodgers for Quayle.
  One of them quipped: "The GOP nominated a drug dealer and a draft dodger....