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Cleveland still lives. God MUST be dead.
God gave us relatives; thank goodness we can chose our friends.
Q: Why don't Baptists do it standing up?
A: Because it might lead to dancing.
Related:
Letters to God from children" Dear God, In Sunday School they told us what You do.
Who does it when You are on vacation? - Jane Dear God, I read the Bible....
CHILDREN SPEAK TO GOD Dear GOD, In school they told us what You do.
Who does it when You are on vacation? * Jane Dear GOD, Are you really invisible or is that just a trick?...
The Benefits of Being Female ** We got off the Titanic first.
** We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses....
The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes ----------------------------------- 12/15/92 Q
How do blonde braincells die ? A: Alone....
Why Men Are Proud Of Ourselves... ** We know stuff about tanks.
** A 5-day trip requires only one suitcase. ** We can open all our own jars....
A Frenchman, an Englishman, a Texan, and a Mexican are flying in a plane.
The pilot explains to her passengers that the plane is too heavy and in order to avoid an ugly crash, some weight needs to be removed from the plane....
THE LATEST AND GREATEST AS COMPILED ON 18th October 1991
The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes (167) -------------------------------------- Revision 3....
How about that footage on the news yesterday of our new Commander-in- Chief on the deck of the aircraft carrier (Teddy Roosevelt?
).. After throwing one of his snappy salutes (he's *almost* got that down), I half expected him to give the order, "Let's turn this thang around....
Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!
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