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• The smarter you are, the easier some vet's job is.
• Uncle Bill was finding the money in the movie business rather poor.
  Unless you were a big star minimum wage was the best you could expect....
• An attractive young secretary in her first week on the job got some friendly advice about the office Romeo from the more matronly office workers.
  Watch out for 'Tiny' ... Stay away from 'Tiny'," they warned her....
• The END (and more than you wanted to know)
• A visit to the vet... A man runs into the vet's office carrying his dog, screaming for help.
  The vet rushes him back to an examination room and has him put his dog down on the examination table....
• THE BILL OF NO RIGHTS We, the sensible of the United State
  in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid any more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior and secure the blessing of debt-free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great grandchildren, hereby try one more time to obtain and establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt-ridden, delusion, lazy and other wimps....
• Teller: Why did the blonde move to L.A.? Blonde
  I don't know. Why? Teller: It was easier to spell. Blonde: Easier than what?...
• 387. Teller: Why did the blonde move to L.A.? Blonde
  I don't know. Why? Teller: It was easier to spell. Blonde: Easier than what?...
• Paddy heard that a fortune could be made by working as a lumberjack in Canada.
  So, off he goes. After some weeks, he arrives at a lumberjack-camp and asks the foreman for a job....